Okay, so we're not gonna lie.

We're tempted to say that ours is a bi-weekly newsletter, delivered with metronomic frequency. I mean, we mean it to be. Honestly. But actually it's not. Our newsletter sorta goes out as often as we are able to muster and, truth be told, it's sometimes fairly irregular. So sue us. We get excited every now and then, y'know, so we'll send out a surprise one. Sometimes on a Saturday evening at 11pm. Or Tuesday morning after an insomniac coffee-fuelled Dexter binge-watch. Whatever the delivery expectations, you'll join over 10,000 really smart people who've signed up to get the freshest musings from our HC team. Event invites. Tour updates. International speaker announcements. Magazine download links. Show releases. Interviews. Videos. Podcasts. Bad jokes. Hastily edited event images. Free beer. No kidding. You get free CBC beer (the tastiest beer in Africa) at all Heavy Chef events.

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By subscribing to the Heavy Chef newsletter, you get invited to events. And sometimes our events have awesomely retro microphones. 

By subscribing to the Heavy Chef newsletter, you get invited to events. And sometimes our events have awesomely retro microphones. 

At Heavy Chef events, we have real hipsters serving you drinks. 

At Heavy Chef events, we have real hipsters serving you drinks. 

Our community members have been stringently tested and adjudicated as better looking than other community members. 

Our community members have been stringently tested and adjudicated as better looking than other community members. 

Drink our free wine. And beer. And then courageously introduce yourself to strangers. 

Drink our free wine. And beer. And then courageously introduce yourself to strangers. 



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